themainmane:

Last person I texted was a chick I barely know, so we’ll bond over killing zombies I guess.

The last weapon I used in a video game was either a Daedric bow/Daedric arrows or Lightbringer/Mace of Molag Bal, so, I’m fucking set there. Blades don’t need reloading, plus those are the weapons of two different Gods I helped out in their time of need, they may be willing to help me out at some time.

The last thing I ate was chicken, potatoes, carrots, and gravy. Also I was drinking Tim Horton’s Earl Grey tea at the time. An unlimited supply you say? Excuse me while I cruise through post-apocalyptia on a tea-induced caffeine-high.

Last person was my friend Eddy. Yaaaay! Last weapon was a sword because that’s the only weapon I could use with Ezio on horseback. Pretty badass but it’s not a katana so it’d be quite heavy for me to wield…hmmm. Lifetime supply of salami and lettuce sandwiches with soy milk. We’ve got all the food groups there I think.

(Source: victran)